Lets get things started off with my side character:
Meet Kathy, yet another misunderstood techno genius. She's been working at the New Apollo Corporation for five years and just cares about working with new technological gadgets ... oh and the paychecks of course. Her time at the company has earned her the title of "Director of research and Development". She bosses around people like this guy:
(I reworked him a bit)
Who used to look like this: